So, the sweet little old lady next door has been having some major work done on her place. She didn't have a proper foundation for the Bay Area, which makes me wonder how she was even able to get home insurance for all the years she's been living there (more than 50 at this point).
Aside from the foundation work, I'd heard a neighbor saying she had termites too. Not wanting to believe every rumor you hear, I asked her 50-something year old daughter the other day if in addition to the foundation work, there were termite problems.
No she said.
Good, I said, I was wondering if I should have someone out here to check things out.
Well, she said, totally snarky, you should have a termite inspection every year, or at least every three years.
Well, I said, I've been here three years, so I should probably do that. But, something just didn't jive.
I was pretty turned off she was so nasty about it. Two days later (yesterday) I get home from picking up my car and getting a morning coffee. Workers are in my driveway, which is flush with her house, tearing the stucco off of it.
Hmmmm.
So, I go to the guy in charge and I'm all, hey, what's up here, is there termite damage?
He, all excited says, yes - you HAVE to come see this, it's incredible.
Basically, her house has been eaten alive, and per the damage, it's been going on for more than three years, probably more like 15-20. Inspection every year my lily white butt.
So, I haven't seen my neighbors daughter since, to subtly drop the hint that I know that she flat out lied to my face. But Je-sus people, can't you even be honest with your neighbors? It's not like her mom got busted for dealing crack or anything. By the way, that would be really funny since she's like 85.
I know at times I am perceived as somewhat Pollyanna and innocent due to the big blue eyes thing, but give me a freakin' break. Get ready for my Hope Williams Brady eyebrow raise when I innocently say, "Gee, I actually heard you do have termite damage. Gosh, between that and the new foundation, everything must be costing you a fortune. Have a nice day, and you take care!"
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